Klondike Bar
from Almost There by The Band Pending
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We all know that old advertisement "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" Well that was kinda boring.
It's once you have one things get interesting
It's once you have one things get interesting
lyrics
What would you do with a Klondike Bar?
Would you eat it as a snack before swinging for the par?
Would you stick it a rocket and then send it off to Mars?
Would mash it up with Pectin and preserve it in a jar?
Would you roll it up and light it light it like it was a cigar?
Would you put in your fez and then claim to be a czar?
That’s historically inaccurate oh what a fool you are,
Would you take it to the movies and then fuck it in your car?
No I would never go that far,
If I had a Klondike Bar.
Would you eat it as a snack before swinging for the par?
Would you stick it a rocket and then send it off to Mars?
Would mash it up with Pectin and preserve it in a jar?
Would you roll it up and light it light it like it was a cigar?
Would you put in your fez and then claim to be a czar?
That’s historically inaccurate oh what a fool you are,
Would you take it to the movies and then fuck it in your car?
No I would never go that far,
If I had a Klondike Bar.
credits
from Almost There,
released June 5, 2016
Written by: Rhys Manley
Lyrics by: Rhys Manley
Vocals: Rhys Manley
Rhythm Guitar: Tyler Valgora, Ben Flood
Keys: Josh Myers
Bass: Rhys Manley
Drums: Sean Riller
*Picture Book Credit to Sierra Block Gorman*
Written by: Rhys Manley
Lyrics by: Rhys Manley
Vocals: Rhys Manley
Rhythm Guitar: Tyler Valgora, Ben Flood
Keys: Josh Myers
Bass: Rhys Manley
Drums: Sean Riller
*Picture Book Credit to Sierra Block Gorman*
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The Band Pending New York, New York
The Band Pending is an NYC native rock band making noises in TriBeCa, Alphabet City, The Greenwich Village and other funky scenes. Follow us on Facebook to learn about gigs, parties, and other cool shindigs.
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Jun 2016 -
Oct 2015 -
Dec 2014
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